Welcome to the Knight Bus… emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. My name is Stan Shunpike, and I will be your conductor for this evening.
oh my gosh
for the longest time i had no idea why it was called the knight bus
i just thought
you know, it was a play on night
knight as in a knight in shining armour
come to save the day?
the knight bus is the knight
and harry is a princess in distress
These are cute.
IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG
it has to be deliberate
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13
maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
This sums up my relationship with most people I know.
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
omg that’s a gif not a picture^
it looks like he just popped out of a pokeball omg
Or out of one of those giant birthday cakes.
Like everyone is stood around at the party and the cake gets wheeled in and everyone starts singing..
“Happy Birthday to y-“
“…Are you the stripper?”
“…I am a God you dull creature.”
*casually brushes cake frosting off cape*
This caption. I can’t. I need this because reasons.
Your wish… My two hours down the drain.
OMFG it got better